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A-CNN’s Don Persiflage had the opportunity to sit down with President Donald Trump today and conduct an interview. President Trump is currently running to be Pope of the Roman Catholic Church. What follows is the transcript of that interview: Don: Thank you for coming on the show, Mr. President; we’re…
As many of you know, the National Catholic Register recently fired Mark Shea. After his firing, Shea went on Facebook to allege various accusations most thought were mere conspiracy theories. Shea wrote: The Register’s donor base is those folks, people who hate Francis and think Trump is awesome…The Register has…
This just in from the front offices of the Vatican: The Holy Father has finally announced his decision to create, as first woman Cardinal of the Holy Catholic Church, Ms. Hillary R. Clinton. As word started to spread this morning of this truly spirit-filled and revolutionary action by the Holy…
After months of debate and controversy, Treasury Secretary Jack Lew announced plans to redesign the $20 bill to include the face of a woman (at least for the moment) who represents "everything America means to the world today". Lew confirmed that Andrew Jackson will move from the face of the $20 to…
Rumor has it that the buzz pervading through the Vatican corridors concerns the formulation of a “New Name” for the Church! The modern hierarchy has been trying in different ways to reflect the true New Spirit of Vatican II and to celebrate how far the Church has progressed from the…
The Vatican announced earlier this week that Pope Francis will wash the feet of young refugees during Mandatum of Holy Thursday this year. It wasn’t clear if non-Catholics would be among the refugees participating at an asylum center in Castelnuovo di Porto, north of Rome, but women will almost certainly…
Shamokin, Pa — Fr Rodney Little, newly appointed pastor of Blessed Paul VI Parish, said an entire Mass last Sunday without once using the word "God.” "I've been working on it for a long time," said a beaming Father Little, wiping his brow, "and I was finally able to pull…
In shocking news first reported a week ago, businessman Donald Trump has converted to Catholicism and has now declared his candidacy for Pope. Today's announcement coincides with critical statements Pope Francis made about Mr. Trump not being a Christian. Mr. Trump just held a rally outside of New York City. Although video is…
Pope Francis, the Humble One, has again stunned the world by announcing new Mysteries of The Rosary--The Mysteries of Mercy. "If Pope St. John Paul II can do it, so can I."   The Merciful Mysteries highlight events in the life of Christ which teach us how to be merciful to…
We wymmin of all genders and of none at the St. Martina Luther Feminist Institute of Advanced Ecumenical Heresy are delighted to have been approached by the well-known news corporation “A-CNN” who wanted to know where we are coming from as wymmin and to listen - in total silence and…
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